Dingleberries infested my asscrack; dried balls of shit and tiny shreds of toilet paper. I then ran 3 miles in 110-degree humidex, the sweat reactivating

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D************ infested my asscrack; dried balls of s*** and tiny shreds of toilet paper. I then ran 3 miles in 110-degree humidex, the sweat reactivating the f**** matter. Lowering my shorts revealed a shitstain that resembled a map of The Philippines.

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This is canada, it’s so depressing

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