Corvallus you pretty funny sometimes, love those wild jizzlestick junkie posts and the poetic Riley Martin metaphysical cumpig posts, but one thing I

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Corvallus you pretty funny sometimes, love those wild jizzlestick junkie posts and the poetic Riley Martin metaphysical cumpig posts, but one thing I won’t stand for is you saying you’re gonna slam MY CHEEKS. Ain’t gonna happen young s**** slurping sissy! Bend over and grab your ankles and hand me a big buford!

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It’s NiggerNuts Nick in Da house and I just gotta say that corvallus got a stanky and hairy BACKSNATCH I like backsnatches to be clean and waxed like triple A Alan or Backclam Barry my review of corvallus is he ain’t got a clean or compact backcherry and it stanky and not up to my standard! Still got my nut but it ain’t as good as other white boys I hit.