I once cheated on my gf with her best friend…
I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.
My brother didn’t turn up to our weekly meetup so I told his wife he’s been f****** a transvestite for the past three years. I didn’t tell her the transvestite is me! I don’t want that getting out
