I am offering a one time only FREE consultation and cleansing for your racism. Breathe in the noxious fumes from my black buttocks and cleanse yourself of

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I am offering a one time only FREE consultation and cleansing for your racism. Breathe in the noxious fumes from my black buttocks and cleanse yourself of your racist white ways! ABSOLUTELY FREE* must travel to the Alabama area and be willing to take one or more 9/10 smelly assfarts to the nose.

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*Must bring two Big Buford burgers from Rally’s, extra cheese and bacon. No purchase necessary, void where prohibited.

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It’s NiggerNuts Nick in Da house and I just gotta say that corvallus got a stanky and hairy BACKSNATCH I like backsnatches to be clean and waxed like triple A Alan or Backclam Barry my review of corvallus is he ain’t got a clean or compact backcherry and it stanky and not up to my standard! Still got my nut but it ain’t as good as other white boys I hit.