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The pastor ar Old Cutler Presbyterian wanted to share with me blessings from Jesus. We went to his office by the basketball court & he exposed his noodle & told me to s*** for his sacrament, & my jaw & throat gave it all it had til he unleashed Jesus’s Brolic Buttered Blessing deep in my gullet, telling me my sins are now washed and I have been baptised from the inside, but I was only half done. I must receive the blessing of a bred backsnatch, which he was prepared to anointed me with.

C** DEMON CORVALLUS

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