My apartment faces one of those huge garbage bins because I live above a store. Because of that huge garbage bin, my apartment always seems to have a fly problem. These flies are big and malicious. They dive-bomb us in our faces, in our eyes, our hair..They are nasty. Anyways, lately, I have taken to swatting them with the fly swatter. If they die immediately, it s**** because I can’t torture them. If they just fall down stunned, that’s when the fun begins. Payback for torturing ME. I hold them by a wing with my tweezers, and then I slowly burn them to death with my lighter. It’s so much fun. I picture them shrieking in agony and it makes me happy. I’m not a bad person but when it comes to (as I call them) adult maggots, I become a crazy psycho killer.