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It’s said that the oldest profession in the world is prostitution, but these stories aren’t about that. These stories involve the world’s second oldest profession, being a bartender. Bartenders have been around for as long as mankind have learned how to make booze to dull effects of ones sins but how the truth often comes out with a few under the belt. In my opinion however, they’ve also been known as counselors, lonely hearts advisors, lovers lament ear drains and that good old shoulder to cry on and on rare occasions, we are more then 3 or 4 heads faster then a wise man.

If you’ve been a bartender long enough, you start to realize that you’ve heard it all. Stories of one night stands, emotional breakdowns, cheaters and cheat’s and confessions. People go to the bar more often then they go to church which is why people after confessing their sins to the bartender and having enough nectar of the gods, end up praying to the patron saint of the bar, the porcelain god. ah, blessed is the victors themselves as equal to the thieves at the holy bar. So many fall to their knees vowing never again and gods oath etc. Yet next week will be back rather then go to their local pastor or minister and so on. why?

This story involves the author who has had experience bartending and has heard all these stories so this will be a different kind of story, one that breaks the forth wall and addresses the audience directly. Some of these stories are from first hand experience, thefts, blue collar office fraud, criminal case law hi-jix and others, however are stories I’ve heard from other bartenders that I consider friends and have let me into their world and told me their stories.

The setting for this takes place in a kind of bar that you may think of. On the outside it looks like your regular upper establishment businessmen’s bar. On the inside are polished tables for you to order your after office, a bar to sit at and watch the races or sport (did I mention this was a gay bar?) or the local show girls team. You of course have the regular patrons and the passerby’s who are sitting their checking their phones, or talking with the person next to them. However, first and foremost you have your bartender, your counselor and, dare I say, your priest if you catch my meaning, ah the confessional or confidant moe’s the word, yeh?

It’s a confidentiality thing but I think you get the idea; then cease the hangover complaints later, and desist me as not your carer or minder as I am not responsible for any issues you may run into.

Thanks for reading this and enjoy! be careful who you drink with and what you confess in the early hours of drunken stupor.

ps. I hope to get promoted to another finer establishment in management for an international hotel one day and then you see a whole new ball game of confessionals with all the dirty linen as well.

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I wanted so bad to see and find out what my wife’s deepest darkest fantasy was. She is very pretty in early forties and I wanted to spark up our relationship with something different. She told me her friends would spice up the bedroom with roleplaying giggling when she mentioned it. This was the perfect opportunity so one night I did the unthinkable never expecting to hear her tell me she says the following. Go down and pleasure me and I might give in. Well she starts little by little and finally she Just tells me the mysterious man is barely a man in his late teens. She’s traveling by herself bored drinking wine when she hears a knock. It’s the young guy from the hotel she saw at the bar. He told her she left her card. Something comes over her and she starts to flirt and he returns later on that night. She and him make hot love all night she can’t believe how good he is. I ask her did he f*** you good? She says yes very good and she rides him even harder and he last forever and they fall asleep together. By this time I’m rock hard. The thought later crossed my mind because she does travel and she does drink wine. She’s told me younger guys always seem to flirt with her. Then something hits me. I actually think it truly really happened. I started to think maybe she made up the part about her friends talking about roleplaying? Then I realized she hadn’t been out with them for a few months how was this possible. I couldn’t get this off my mind it was just something that wouldn’t go away. I knew she could be a flirt and with wine she’s a totally different person. Two weeks went by we were at a wedding saw her friends and one mentioned it’s been a while since her and wife have spoken and my wife didn’t catch on. That night she was drinking pretty heavily and she was ready for s** when I just pulled down her p****** I could always control her once I started touching and licking her. This was my chance and I just said it. Are you looking forward to traveling back to Dallas ? Do you hope to meet him there again? Do you hope he’s ready to f*** you good again? She tells me yes I really want to touch hold and feel his huge long d*** inside of her. I then said … you can tell me the truth I won’t care. I’m pretty sure you have really fucked him and I want you to continue it’s all okay. She said yes we fucked it just somehow happened we couldn’t resist the other he was tall handsome and very s*** looking. He knew how to get his way. I’m glad your not upset I didn’t know how to ever tell you I just lost control. I said now that I know the truth I want to to be safe and continue to f*** him I think it’s hot. I know I would very likely f*** a hot young girl too . That made her go wild and she said if you eat her p**** and finger her as good as you ear me she is going to keep coming back to you and she just exploded all over my mouth f****** my face hard pushing my head deep and hard squeezing my head deep jerks screaming my name and his until she’s done. She said I wish you both would take me mmmmm. Julia continued to meet him and eventually got hooked up with another man. We both started seeing others and we love each other more than ever. We talk about how much they are good in bed. David and Julia.