I was extremely drunk the other night and I was hanging out with my ex he happened to be sober . I decided to go make out with another dude in front of him , which lead to a big argument about our past relationship which was over a year ago. He pulled out a small river handgun and threatened to kill himself , at first I was like holy s*** don’t, but drunk me can’t handle emotions and it pissed me off so I said you know what dumbass f***** do it let me go pop my motherfucking popcorn real quick actually. He proceeded to put the gun down and apologized for making himself look dumb.
