I wanna fart on a racist crackers face.
I found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with her coworker. I’m hurt, but… am I sick for wanting to know how much she enjoyed it, what they looked like together and what positions they did it in?
Steve and I have invited extra guys over for special events. Now we’re gearing up for his 32 second birthday. And I’m asking lets invite two extra guys plus him. Because I really want my cream pie pan ponded.
