I farted and s*** my pants a few minutes ago. My girlfriend was over so I had to play it off.
I am a very devout Muslim women in my early forties recently divorced. My next door neighbours both sides have both young sons, and I let them have me anytime they want, I know what your thinking me being a Muslim, like any woman i have s***** needs like any women.
I like walking down the beach wearing my Speedo. Love watching girls checking out my bulge and stains.