Prestonian here large and in charge with a fat b********* for your racist mouth or lily white as a** cheeks! I’m at a restrant right now and I’m about to tell them the food is revolting and I wouldn’t pay a damn dime for it. Yeah I already ate 80% of it, what’s your point racist?

Maybe the queer waiter will want to go out back and drain my balls or I tell his boss and Twitter that he called me a lousy piker cheapskate n*****? That’s what I thought. Here’s a $1 tip boy. F*** you crackers!

THE PRE$TONIAN ™