Prestonian back in the game for the 20²0 with a fat d*** for that motherfucking a**! Last night I went to a pickle park at around 10pm, found these two gentlemen engaged in oral s** I said EXCUSE ME IM THE PRESTONIAN MAY I CUT IN HERE? Sure they said. They both got down and serviced the prestonian like a damn king.

After I blew my Alabama Cream Sauce all over their faces I zipped up and said simply THANK YOU GENTLEMEN. And walked away. Near my car a policeman stopped and said “hi sir, everything ok?” YES JUST STRETCHING MY LEGS OFFICER, HOWEVER I DID SEE TWO FRUITCAKES FRUITING OFF OVER YONDER.

Ok he said, I’ll go address that now.

Three rules:
1. Drain my balls
2. Fill my belly
3. Don’t ask me for s***

The error those boys made was not filling my belly. Next time you at the pickle park carry a bag of burgers or something in case you run into the Prestonian!