Corvallus is back and so is my BACKsnatch! Been laying low due to Coronavirus but now I’m back at Club Orlando, getting my backdoor blown out by all manners of Cubans, Mexicans, sand n****** and dune c****, whites and ching chong Charlie Chinese! But whoa stop the clock, pull out your c*** and let me drain your balls. Your leche is my livelihood! Your c*** is my crusade!

Stay safe and be kind to one another’s backsnatches,

Corvallus B Winslow III, Esquire