I’ve been messing with her secretly since she moved in last summer, it’s not gas lighting but I’ll do things like switch out her shoes for ones two sizes too big, and rub the size number off to make her think it’s the same one she bought – and then they rub blisters on her feet constantly. I do other little things from the beginning of when we started dating like quietly stealing all her socks and most of her underwear to the point where she basically doesn’t even own socks anymore so she never can wear any and she is convinced she just keeps losing them in the laundry and ends up having to go commando like most of the the time because she’s down to maybe two pairs of underwear.

The shoe swapping thing was my latest idea after she wanted me to take back some Christmas presents and swap them for certain shoes and so forth and she got t****** at work and asked me to pick it up – I even switched the shoe boxes and everything – hilarious thing is, even though they keep giving her blisters and she keeps having to put bandaids on the back of her heels she keeps wearing the same high heels over and over again without pantyhose because a) she has no pantyhose now at least none without tears or snags in them and b) she still thinks the shoes are cute and that’s just the way they fit.

I love watching her put bandaids on every morning and wearing her shoes like that anyways. I love watching her hobble around with new blisters from new high heels on a Friday night. I try. It to laugh out loud about it since it’s my little secret.

I f****** love doing manipulative things like this to my girlfriend. I can’t wait to do it with her birth control one day!