So for the Superbowl it was me, the Prestonian, Corvallus Winslow, his friend Domingo and Richard Christy in Miami. Corvallus serviced all of us after the game at a mid-range hotel. The Prestonian and Richard Christy fucked him. I asked Richard if he liked f****** the a** or Corvallus Winslow and he said “it’s my faaaavorite”.

After that we all got drunk and the Prestonian stole money from all of us somehow. What a lousy n***** he is.

–Robert Hamburger