Licking luscious leche lizards lasciviously like Lyle Lovett, tonight at BAR CODES Orlando! Bombarding b***** backsnatches belligerently at Bar Codes! Come unload your manshake in my hairy manhole, breed me and feed me your holy jism!

Your friendly local j*** extractor,
Corvallus Winslow

And my policy as always:

“Hung n****** go to the FRONT of the line!”