Ok here’s what I enjoy doing…
I like to go eat to restaurant dressed really well
Preferable sit in a booth or off to the side
Then order a few appetizers an entree and a few drinks
I eat little of it
What do I do with it?
I dump all of it on the floor !
I’ll keave a note saying it tasted like crap and I accidentally dropped it and was embarrassed to pick it up
Thanks for cleaning it up though anyway
Sorry I’ll be more careful next time
By bye

I’ll chuckle and it makes me feel good

Other times I’ll s*** all over the floor by sitting off to the side of toilet and after eating lots of food and a shot glass of oil it ensures a sloppy diareah mess thT splatters the wall and makes a big smelly mess

Either one of these activities I enjoy doing
I usually do it mostly while traveling
I travel a lot for work so it suits me fine
I always am wearing a suit so I’m the last one you’ll expect

Bye bye