When my lab goes into heat, it’s my favorite time of the month. I lock her in the bathroom, with food, water and a few dildos suction cupped to the walls so she can get herself off if she needs, open all the ventilation so her scent is all over the neighborhood, and set up in the garage. Any dog that isn’t fixed or t****** comes flocking to my house, expecting to find a h****, desperate b**** in heat, and they find one: me. I get at least three dogs a day, one’s moving in when the last one dismounts, and the first one’s ready for round 2 when the second one’s done, so I don’t want for dog d***. Meanwhile, snowflake, my lab, is essentially r***** herself on my dildos while I’m getting gangbanged. I don’t wash them, so her scent is all over them when I use them, which drives any dog I meet for the rest of the month nuts.
