One time I was at a grocery store, getting some stuff, when I headed to the checkout. There was a s*** blonde woman at the checkout counter who gave me bedroom eyes the whole time I was checking out my groceries. She made small talk with me that quickly turned suggestive, much to the annoyance of those behind me. Whoops. So we’re h******* flirting and just as I’m about to make a move she withdraws her hand and coyly smiles up at me. She shows me my total and at the very bottom was a phone number with the words “CALL ME”…and then even further down at the bottom there was a tax addition. I started screeching and throwing s*** everywhere because taxation is theft and I had just been robbed blind. The next thing you know, security was dragging me away.