So it’s the middle of the f****** night and I have a raging b**** and my h**** teenager a** decided it would be a good idea to FAP at 2 AM with my mom in the other room. So I did the deed as quietly as I could and I just laid there in my bed, clamping my foreskin like it’s the end of the world, wondering what to do next. I get up still keeping my foreskin shut. I get some toilet paper and as I *open the trapdoor* the thing SPLATS ON THE F****** FLOOR. At this point im sure my mother knows what im up to. Cringing I clean the load from the floor, wipe my d*** and head to the bathroom. I piss (as you do) *get rid of the evidence* and go to wash my hands. I hear my mom from the other room ‘Hey you ok? What are you doing?’. I respond ‘I’m fine I needed to use the toilet. Can’t seem to fall asleep.’ She goes ‘Did you have any energy drinks today?’. Of course I say yes and she said some s*** about how I shouldn’t drink that stuff. I wash my hands, go to bed and Now I’m here. School starts in 5 hours. It wasn’t worth the nut.
