People are gonna call me a liar on this one, but I don’t give a damn. I just need to tell SOMEONE about this s*** because I can hardly believe it myself.

I’m a 30 year old man who has a 25 year old female roommate. Let’s call her Ivy (not her real name). She’s been living in my apartment, splitting the bills, and sleeping in the spare room for about a year now, but we’ve been friends for like 6 years. Our relationship has always been completely platonic. I’m not her type, and she’s not mine, but we share the same weird warped sense of humor, and we get along splendidly as friends and roommates.

Well…a couple of weeks ago, we had a big get-together planned at our place, and we had invited a bunch of friends. For whatever reason, literally everyone had to cancel at the last minute. So f*** it, me and Ivy just sat there and got drunk together. After several shots, she confessed to me that ever since the first time she did it, she’s always had a major fetish for giving blowjobs. She likes other s***** things too, but she REALLY enjoys sucking d***.

So long story short, we worked out an agreement where she gets to give me no-strings-attached head whenever she feels like it, and I get to…just sit back and enjoy it, pretty much. And not tell ANYONE. So ever since that night, I’ve been getting random spontaneous blowjobs almost every day. In the two weeks since we made that agreement, she’s given me head 10 times, and she doesn’t appear to wanna slow down.

And the best part is, she’s REEEAAALLY f****** good at it. Easily the best I’ve ever had by far. She deepthroats, licks my balls, uses her tongue a lot, and best of all, she always lets me finish in her mouth. I swear to god, I’ve never had a more intense o***** in my entire life than when she deepthroats me while I’m c******.

I have no idea what the future holds or how long this little arrangement will last, but I’m gonna f*****’ enjoy this s*** while I can.

And that’s all. Sorry, I just HAD to tell SOMEONE since she made me swear not to tell any of our friends.