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My first attempt at suicide went horribly wrong. I was feeling terrible and after an argument someone told me to “eat s*** and die”. I was very hurt by this. So I tried to kill myself. The method I chose was unique. I decided to poison myself by “overdosing” on f**** matter. I went outside and gathered as much dog s*** from the lawn as I possibly could. I ate loads and loads of dog feces but instead of dying I became terribly I’ll with an ecoli infection. I will never try that kind of foolishness ever again.

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