I’m a f***** middle aged man and I’ve never had a homo experience. But today I’m f***** thinking about it.

I stopped to take a piss at a rest stop on the way home and was taking a much needed piss when this kid came in and stood beside me. I didn’t think much of it until I realized he wasn’t p******.

I glanced and at him and realized the little fucker was looking at my d***. My c*** involuntarily starting getting hard right f***** there.

I was embarrassed as hell, shook my d*** off, and walked out without even washing my damn hands.

I can’t stop thinking about it though.