while i was browsing the internet i came across an article the boldly claimed "PERVY WOMEN DONT EXIST" (but im one of those) being the cheeto eating,

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while i was browsing the internet i came across an article the boldly claimed “PERVY WOMEN DONT EXIST” (but im one of those)

being the cheeto eating, closet dwelling, otaku i am this was real interesting

to summarize it “you cant f*** a unicorn” dont go looking for a girl that matches your exact specifications because you wont find one

I EXIST! i match every descriptor on that list

theres someone perfect for everyone (no theres not but still) dont stop looking

btw if there are any men (or women im bi) out there that share the intrests hinted at above and dont look, smell, and talk like trailer trash (my cousin billy bob) gimme some way of contacting you

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