I’m 22. Never done drugs- am such a good kid. Or was. Then I met him. He’s rich. Buys me everything. Simply said, he takes care of me. But now, when my

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I’m 22. Never done drugs- am such a good kid. Or was. Then I met him. He’s rich. Buys me everything. Simply said, he takes care of me. But now, when my parents ask what I did this weekend, instead of telling them sucking and f******. Snorting and smoking. Waking up hung over and walking around a house naked. I casually say, Oh not much. And you?
I wonder how much further things will go from here..

New Confession

There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…

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