One time I saw a spider, without really thinking I took my foot and attempted to stomp it but it clung to the side of my shoe. I scraped my shoe against

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One time I saw a spider, without really thinking I took my foot and attempted to stomp it but it clung to the side of my shoe. I scraped my shoe against the ground yet it still kept finding more ways to escape, until eventually I killed it. I had only just then realized the sheer impact of what I had done. I ended its consciousness it’s life, I murdered a living being one that was so desperately trying to stay alive in near cold blood. Did I have the right to take that spider’s very existence and obliterate it from the universe? Is the blood on my hands any different from someone who murders a human? To this day, the death of that spider and every other life that I ended haunts me, how can I atone for the massive amounts of blood that I spilt, I can’t.

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If you’re talking about the premier cheeksplitters I don’t even think the Alabama slammer is apart of that conversation.

I’m talking about your Dookie Dunker Dushawns your TurdTickler Tyrone’s your Pringles Can Patrices even a BastardBalls Brian or a Footlong Ron type should be considered.

I’m even hearing about some new young bucks coming up in the game who are making a big splash or bringing innovations, but the slammer just isn’t elite and hasn’t brought anything new to the cheeksplitting game IMHO … and no the fart hammer isn’t new, Coke Can Cornelius has been doing that since 1989.

CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III – ANALIST ANALYST

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