I grimly remember the day at the zoo when I was attacked by two chimpanzees. One of them bit off my nose while the other chewed off my genitals and

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I grimly remember the day at the zoo when I was attacked by two chimpanzees. One of them bit off my nose while the other chewed off my g******* and devoured them. Also my wife lost her thumb in the attack.

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Mexicans are famous for neglecting their children,beating them or abusing them in anyway. They abuse animals too. Blacks are trigger happy and loves robbing convenient and jewelry stores. Both have way too many children and don’t believe in birth control or they wh*re around. White men are famous for molesting children. No racist comments just speaking the truth.

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.