Cilantro AKA Coriander you addictive song of a bitch.... I have know the smell of you for nearly 20 but I never thought you would work so well in

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Cilantro AKA Coriander you addictive song of a b****…. I have know the smell of you for nearly 20 but I never thought you would work so well in tacos….. g******* you, you son of a b****, I can’t eat another mother f***** taco without you…

I’m never having kids but if I ever slip one past the goalie, that kid will be named Cilantro…. or Coriander

New Confession

You know….
You remind me of my father!
I fucken hated my father!🔫

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The J0KER

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.