Just a PSA, If somebody invites you to sleepover at their house. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT FUCKING SLEEP NAKED ON THEIR LIVING ROOM FLOOR OR LEAVE ALL THE - Simply Confess

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Just a PSA,

If somebody invites you to sleepover at their house. DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT F****** SLEEP NAKED ON THEIR LIVING ROOM FLOOR OR LEAVE ALL THE F****** LIGHTS ON.

Jesus Christ I’m not even dating this oaf and he’s asking me to buy him lunch, sitting on my living room floor still naked with MY Harley Quinn Blanket!

You’re being a f****** a******!!!

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

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And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.