For the past 20 years, I masturbate at least 3x a day, and I always eat my own cum. My 13yo daughter caught me eating today, and I'm thinking of killing

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For the past 20 years, I m********* at least 3x a day, and I always eat my own c**. My 13yo daughter caught me eating today, and I’m thinking of killing myself before my wife gets home at 6 and finds out.

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.