I got caught shoptifting cheap stuff buuuut the amount I paid isn't the amount I snuck out PLUS THE ID I GAVE THEM IS LONG EXPIRED LMAO NO MORE LIFTING

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I got caught shoptifting cheap stuff buuuut the amount I paid isn’t the amount I snuck out PLUS THE ID I GAVE THEM IS LONG EXPIRED LMAO NO MORE LIFTING FOR ME

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.