I found something a while back belonging to an old "friend" that I didn't realize I even had. I actually planned on giving it back to him if I ran into

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I found something a while back belonging to an old “friend” that I didn’t realize I even had. I actually planned on giving it back to him if I ran into him, but the other night I decided to smash it with a hammer and threw it in a lake.

I don’t feel the slightest bit guilty it felt good actually. It’s the least I could do.

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.