I once had an intense boner so I cut my dick off. I had to get it replaced with some flesh off my thigh but they miscalculated and now I have a huge dick

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I once had an intense b**** so I cut my d*** off. I had to get it replaced with some flesh off my thigh but they miscalculated and now I have a huge d*** and a tiny thigh and no girls want to f*** me. I’m so lost. What should I do?

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

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