This is the same person who wrote the confession about thin shirts and masterbation but I just wanted to say when I'm masterbating just as I'm about to

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This is the same person who wrote the confession about thin shirts and masterbation but I just wanted to say when I’m masterbating just as I’m about to o***** I stop so I can’t not do it again. Wait 15 minutes (instead of an hour) and do it all over again.

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CIGARETTES, PISS STAINED JEANS, DRYWALL HOLES, FORD TRUCKS, HOOKERSS!

Rodney and the fuckheads

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.