My friend is staying over for this weekend and I just successfully, silently, masturbated twice while she was in my bed and I’m on my mattress on the floor.

8 years

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You are like a bag of dog shiitt
Not even the Garbage can wants you!

Sultan the Insultor

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.