This one kid at school keeps following me around while screaming my name during lunch. It's annoying, I just ignore it though. The kids that I thought

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This one kid at school keeps following me around while screaming my name during lunch. It’s annoying, I just ignore it though. The kids that I thought looked sad (I wave hi to them just to see a smile on their faces) finally learned my name, because of the kid I try to ignore. I just realized how cute those two debbie downers are now, but they’re in 8th grade, I’m in 6th.

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.