Let me start by saying that I'm highly against animal cruelty, and people who abuse their pets make me sick to my stomach. I treat my dog like a king and

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Let me start by saying that I’m highly against animal cruelty, and people who abuse their pets make me sick to my stomach. I treat my dog like a king and I’d never dream of doing anything to hurt him, and I’m sure he trusts me with that… well, trusted. I feel really bad for this and the guilt is overbearing, I felt like I had to share this somewhere. I was feeling particularly down one night, and I saw my dog come up to me. I’ll never forget the innocent look in his eyes before this happened… well, here it goes. I picked up my dog, and I gave him the big gay. I gave my dog the big gay. Nothing will ever redeem me now, I’m sorry and I hope the fiery abyss of gay will consume my soul when I die as punishment for this horrible crime I committed in life. I’m not looking for advice, but I just had to get this off my chest. I gave my dog the big gay.

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.