I tie a belt under my belly so tight that it cuts off circulation, but it makes what little fat I have there hang over in a fat roll. Then I take photos from below so I look like 30 pounds bigger than I am. I send these pics to girls on the net and when they say “eeeewww” it gets me off, but it gets me off even more if they go “ROFLLLL!!!!” and tell me it’s the funniest photo they’ve seen all day. If they don’t judge from external experiences or, worse, if they even like it and are attracted to me, I don’t get off. The meanest ones or the stupidest ones are the ones who make me c**. PS They have no idea they are getting me off.
