When I was 18 I had a girl I was hanging out with, just friends and I couldn't understand why she didn't want to take it further - we were as close as

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When I was 18 I had a girl I was hanging out with, just friends and I couldn’t understand why she didn’t want to take it further – we were as close as close can be. Then we changed clothes together in a bathroom at a pool party and when I was naked she told me she couldn’t be with me because I was chubby. She spent about 10 minutes going over my body head to toe – “See how your stomach sticks out? See how your chest looks like a B-cup?” and saying how much hotter Bruce K. is because he is a body builder and just makes her wet, and I just couldn’t make her wet looking like I did. It really, really turned me on that she said all those things and I think it’s sick but this is what I think about when I m*********, just being humiliated by a hot girl for being chubby, I mean it turns me on like crazy. I mean I’m not “Fat,” I’m just not a f****** bodybuilder.

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.