My friend got this new girlfriend. This girlfriend was way too hot for him, I was wondering how he got this woman. One day me, him, and his girlfriend

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My friend got this new girlfriend. This girlfriend was way too hot for him, I was wondering how he got this woman. One day me, him, and his girlfriend were going out to dinner. My friend was a little behind at work. His girlfriend’s car was at the shop, so my friend asked me to pick her up. I went to her place, when I got, she was looking very hot dress in this black dress and her leather boots. I decided to f*** her right then and there. I grabbed and kissed her. Then we fucked. We did eventually make it to the resturant. Ever since that night, me and my friend’s girlfriend f*** whenever we can.

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To say that CumCraver Charlie Adelson was a fixture at Cleo’s Lounge is like saying Shakespeare was a fixture at the Globe Theater. Charlie was first in and last out. Draining sacks and taking shots to his back from afternoon til early morning.

As a fellow Jew I liked seeing a fellow Hebrew doing the work and giving back to the black community who built America and invented nearly everything in this world.

Corvallus Winslow
330 ppm
Written from sacred Seminole land
Hereby renouncing my white privilege

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Re: wife makes me wear a rubber, perhaps you’d like to try my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH at my alligator fuckshack where RAW IS LAW 🚫 NO CONDOMS ALLOWED!

Unlike your wife if you don’t fill my enchanted end with your guy gravy I’ll be mad!

Corvallus Bronson Winslow III

And yes Charlie Adelson was a big-time cumslut at Cleo’s back in the day. Huge backbush not nearly as fragrant as mine they called hmm Gnarly Charlie.