I did a Bachelor's Party for my daughter's Friends Yes, my did a strip and gang bang for my daughters college friends after she set it in motion,

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I did a Bachelor’s Party for my daughter’s Friends

Yes, my did a strip and g******** for my daughters college friends after she set it in motion, unknowingly. This will need some backstory, so forgive me. I was married to Steve at 19 and began swinging with my husband at 20. He loved to see me shared with others and video taped a lot of what I did when we played. For years there was a box of video tapes in the back of my closet after we divorced with 10-12 years worth of my s***** exploits on them. Then I went back to college in my 30’s and met Mike. We hit it off and had fun and great s** and I eventually told him about my swinging past and showed him the video tapes and he was impressed and said he wanted to see me do a group and film it. I was willing, as I missed the g******** aspect of swinging. Well, he set up a strip tease, bachelor party with a group of 5 guys from the local air force base and had them agree to let him film it. He used a camera on a tripod and a hand held with the instructions to them to not block the camera. It went off great and he filmed the whole thing and the tapes ended up in the box. Mike also wanted to film me do a strip act on a stage as a real stripper. I told him not in public, so he worked a deal with the owner or Peaches, a local s********* and one Sunday afternoon, we met the own and the DJ and Mike filmed me dance a six song set to the DJ’s regular music, with the last number being a simulated s** on the floor as they all three watched . He shot it with the two came set up also. When Mike and I parted ways. I met and married a guy named Russ who was into electronics and videography. Well, Russ discovered the video tape and as a surprise he cut and edited all the tapes Steve had shot and the ones Mike had filmed. He made to DVD’s that looked like professionally manufactured p*** DVDs. One was “The Best of Blinky” and opened with credits, was all the good s** scenes I had done as a s****** with all the right p**** music and ended with the entire party I did for the Airmen and closed with Credits and copyright and all. The other DVD was an Audition DVD with all the graphics and such. It showed the whole thing from Peaches, cut and edited and closed with a scrolling advertisement that I was available for private parties, corporate events, Clubs engagements and videos. It listed his name and cell as his contact as my agent and then my email address Blinky36c@gmail as an alternate contact for bookings. Then it had a 2 minute “ad” for the other DVD “The Best of Blinky” with a montage of scenes and a message saying it was $19.95 from C-Cup productions. I loved them and thought the world of Russ for mixing and editing them. Well, Russ passed away from Cancer and I was left a widow with two daughters, one married and the other off in college.

I use that email still and I was very surprised to get an email out of the blue asking me if I was available for a bachelor party in Statesboro, where my 19 year old is in college. Ricky, the guy who emailed me, said he had seen an audition DVD of me stripping and a highlights of my DVD and said a friend was getting married and they wanted to hire me as the stripper and to f*** them at the bachelor party. I was stunned and then excited. I had not done any swinging or g******** since before I married Russ and no s** since he died 2 yeas ago. I emailed back and told him I was interested and asked where he got the DVD. He emailed back that his friend Savannah had given it to him along with some other p***, most on VHS which he had not watched, but that he and his fraternity brothers loved the best of DVD and wanted hire me for the party. I quoted him a very high price to which he agreed. We agreed on a date and a location. It would be a Saturday night in the basement of the Frat house. The party size was limited to ten guys.

I was so nervous. her I was, 40 years old and, about to strip naked and f*** a group of guys as a prostitute at a bachelor party. I got a new outfit, hit the tanning beds and two weeks later I was in a motel room in Statesboro getting ready to go to the Frat house. I had on a matching sheer lace bra and sheer lace p**** set, a lace thong, thigh high stockings and a tight black dress. I had piled my hair on my head and gone heavy on the make up. I was greeted at the door by Ricky who offered me a drink and led me downstairs. I asked him what he thought of the DVD’s he had and he said he loved them, that he had watched them over and over. I asked where he bought the DVD and he said he got them from Savannah, a frat little sister who had been asked to do the bachelor party first, but had chickened out and had given him some of her Dad’s p*** for the party. Well that explained how he got them, m daughter had given him the DVD’s not knowing they were of me.

WE walked into the basement, which was set up as a bar and actually had a small stage set up on the far wall. There were more than 10 guys sitting around drinking and watching “The Best of Blinky” DVD on a 40 in TV. I got a round of applause as I was introduced. I told Ricky we had contracted for a max of Ten and if there were going to be 15, then the rate was 50% more. They passed a hat and took up the extra money. I handed Ricky a CD and told him to put it in the CD player and turn off the lights. I got up on the stage and waited for the music to come on. I danced and undressed to the songs over 5 numbers until all I had on were the stocking and was down on the floor and sat on a coffee table and spread my legs and played with my p**** in front of the groom. There were all standing around me or sitting around me with their c**** out when the song ended. I sat up and leaned forward and stood up, bent over the groom and took his c*** in my mouth and began to give him head as I felt a c*** press my lips, I looked over and say it was Rickey sliding his c*** into me……I pushed back on him and went down on the groom…. Ricky came quickly and was replaced by another young c***…..I sucked the grooms c*** until he filled my mouth with c**. I laid back on the coffee table and spread my legs as another c*** got between my legs and another c*** was in my face…. I was loving it and was on my 11th c*** in my c*** when he asked if I would ride him cowgirl and when I was on top I felt someone behind me and pushing me down to the guy I was riding and I felt a c*** at my a**….I opened my mouth to say no, and a c*** was placed in my mouth as I felt a well lubricated c*** slide up my a**….I was being totally used by 15 boys half my age, thanks to my daughter Savannah. I went back to the motel about 4 am and fell asleep and slept until noon when my phone rang and it was Savannah telling me she was on her way home because she and her boyfriend had a fight because he fucked a w**** at a bachelor party the night before with his frat bothers and had been bragging about the hot m*** he had nailed!

New Confession

Yo yo yo any HORSEHUNG wild rough and ready STREETNIGGERS wanna come through the alligator fuckhouse and slammy my backclammy in Miami while eating a MOONS OVER MY HAMMY?

I’ve got a $50 Denny’s card some tina fresh pig sweat poppers and a need — a need for SEED.

HMU
CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III

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It was The Halloween Party From Hell as nothing but Tricks and no Treats were passed out at this Party.

Jim and Jerry both in costumes with Jim dressed up as a Vampire and Jerry dressed up as a Mummy began arguing about Apples and their costumes with Jerry telling Jim he can’t evenn s*** d*** with fangs that plastic and Jim says well Jerry maybe you are a Mummy because Jerry’s d*** is like his Wife’s Mummy Dogs, Crusty and less meat inside.

Jerry charged at Jim and the two started to exchange punches in a fist fight over bobbing for apples.

Jim and Jerry began wrecking the party and knocked over a whole table full of food and candy and that was only the begining as here comes their father dressed like Frankenstien telling them to go put on s*** Halloween Costumes and fight in Chocolate Milk.

Smokin Betty then began blowing her smoke in the Apple Bowl dressed up like Betty DeVille from Rugrats as I said looking like a skank like always as she blows smoke in my face and I said shove that smoke up your fatass Betty lookin like Phil and Lil’s skank Mama.

Betty then got pissed and threw a pie in my face and I squirted her with chocolate syrup and the fight was on between me and Smokin Betty fighting on top of the table where my Boss was sitting along with my co-worker Bob who was shitting his Pants dressed up like a Toilet.

Then here comes Melissa and her husband James dressed up as dogs and instead of eating normal food, they got on all 4’s and ate a can of Pedigree Dog Food and then howled at the Moon.

Then in comes Fred dressed like Elvis wearing a jumpsuit, wig, sunglasses, and unfortunately no bllue suede shoes he was barefoot and Smokin Betty planted a kiss on his feet as Fred said “Thank You, Thank You very much.”

Fred than puts his barefoot in the Bobbing For apples bowl.

I grabbed the bowl and dumped the water on Fred and then he strips his outfir off wearing a blue thong with sequins as he began to spray ready whip on his chest, licked his fingers, rubbed his n****** and then puts his foot on an apple, and s**** his toes on an apple.

I was about to hit him upside the head with a guitar and then and then Smokin Betty shows up to blow smoke in my face while her heffer heard was hogging up ther snack table.a

Then a Pool was blown up filled with Chocolate Milk as Jim came back wearing a French Maid Outfit and Jerry wearing a Nurse outfit as Jim said Jerry’s thighs looks so hairy and lumpy he looks like Bigfoot covered in Cottage Cheese.

Jerry pushes Jim and Jim pushes back as two grown men were wrestling in a pool full of chocolate milk to everyone’s laughter.

Then me and Smokin Betty were pulling eachother by the hair and we both fell into the Chocolae milk as All Hell was breaking loose.

Then the sound of “OOOOOOOOOOOH WHAT A RUSH!” was heard and here comes George better known as Road Warrior Drag riding his new Motorcycle wearing Road Warrior Animal Face Paint, Spiked Shoulder Pads, painted finger nails, pantyhose, high heels but he was not alone.

Ru Paul herself was driving a motorcycle wearing spiked Shoulder Pads, and Road Warrior Hawk Facepaint and on the front of her Motorcycle was Rocko The Dummy.

Followed by the cast of Ru Paul’s Drag Race all riding motorcycles as they all got off their bikes and got into a scuffle with Smokin Betty’s heffer herd as all hell began to break loose as a bunch of fat b****** and drag queens were having a brawl in my kitchen.

George jumped off of his motorcycle to deliver the Doomsday Device to Jim and Jerry into the Pudding while Ru Pauil would cheer me on against Smokin Betty while my House was turning into a Warzone.

Then Bob left out a big fart and then pulled his pants down and asked my boss sitting next ot him to wipe his a** for him.

My Boss said Bob your a** looks more paler then Casper and chunkier that Smokin Betty’s Breast Milk as he then took the toilet paper and began to wipe Bob’s a** as Ru Paul said “OH HELL NO.”

Fred then strutted over and put his bare foot inside of Bob’s asscrack and then took his foot toweward’s his nose and started smelling his feet as Ru Paul was livid saying AW HELL NO YOU NASTY A** B******.

Then out comes The Videomaster, The Whole Package S** Sugar, Checkmate, Gary Mercury, Will Wonderful, The Dewey Brothers, PimpDawg, Robb Banks, Freddie Flash, Tommy King, Razor Malone, and Little S*** Cool Unleaded all wearing nWo but with a v replacing the n Tee Shirts as Razor Malone flicks a toothpick at Ru Paul as Ru Paul was ready to fight as Razor Malone wiggled his fingers like Scott Hall used to do.

Razor Malone said “HEY YO”

The Videomaster says The Video World Order is just TOO SWEET.

They then spraypaint vWo on my Boss’s car and then the sounds f “ARE YOU READY?” hit the speakers followed by “BREAK IT DOWN!”

Mason Thames, Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, Gaten Matarazzo, Joe Keery, Caleb McGloughin, Noah Schnapp, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Georgie Farmer, Moosa Mosafa, Chandler Riggs, and Austin Abrams were dressed up in Black and Green Degeneration-Z Tee Shirts telling everyone that if you’re not down with Degeneration-Z than they got two words for you?

“S*** IT”

Then HELL IN A CELL began to descend in my backyard as The Bell began to ring and the fight was on.

The vWo and DZ were having an all out break inside the Cell but I can guarantee you Hell will be escaping this Cell.

Ding Ding Ding.

Mason Thames and Freddy Flash were exchanging punches after Freddy Flash said McKenna Grace would love to rub his hairy chest which pissed off Mason Thames.

Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, and Noah Schnapp were grabbing ladders while The Videomaster and The Dewey Brothers brought out the tables.

Georgie and Moosa brought out a casket and two shovels and came swinging at Checkmate and his Checkers Board and Gary Mercury armed with Moppy The Mop.

Then Will Wonderful hits Noah Schnapp with a steel chair and then Asher and Jack hit Will Wonderful with a steel chair and The Dewey Brothers hit the Shazam boys with 2 by 4 boards.

The Videomaster then took a VHS tape to hit Finn Wolfhard and Logan Kim in the head only for Gaten MAtarazzo to deliver a flying crossbody floowed by a spear by Joe Keery.

Then Caleb McGloughin launched himself with a corkscrew lariat onto PimpDawh while Rob Banks tookout a light tube and smashed it over Mason Thames face busting him open.

Logan then takes aout Lucille from the Walking Dead and nails Rob Banks while Finn delivers the Coup De Grace with a steel chair onto Rob Banks only for The Videomaster to duct tape a light bulb over a VHS Tape and smash Finn Wolfhard in the hea and busting him open while Logan takes Lucille to The Videomaster only to get hit witha kick to his gut and a jacknife powerbomb through a table by Unleaded.

The Videomaster then tookout another VHS Tape with a lightbulb duct taped to it and then smashed Logan Kim in the head busting him wide open as his, Finn Wolfhard, and Mason Thames’s blood was dripping on my lawn.

Then Chandler Riggs picked up Lucille standing side by side with Austin Abrams against Unleaded and Razor Malone who were armed with steel chairs as Chandler hit Unleaded with Lucile while Austin kicked the chair into Ramor Malone’s face.

Then Tommy King sets up a table and pours a bag of thumbtacks over the table as both Noah Schnapp and Will Wonderful were exhanging punches on top of a ladder.

Robb Banks then climbed the ladder and pulled Noah Schnapp’s underwear for a wedgie as Will Wonderful took a cheese grater and grinded Noah’s face with the cheese grater.

Then Will Wonderful pulled Noah Schnapp’s underwear right out of his pants and then held Noah Schnapp’s dirty underwear over his head like a trophy.

Noah’s Schnapp was wearing Wendy’s Underwear.

Then Robb Banks got hit in the head with a steel chair by Gaten Matarazzo.

But then Will Wonderful hooked up Noah Schnapp and gave him a wonderplex off the ladder and put him through the table with thumbtacks as Noah Schnapp’s back was covered in thumbtacks.

Joe Keery took his spiked bat and then nailed literally Will Wonderful in the face busting him open while he and Chandler Riggs took their bats and smashed Tommy King in the head leaving him a bloody mess of barbed wire and nails.

Then S** Sugar Grabs Gaten Matarazzo and lifts him over his shoulders for a torture rack shaking the life out of Gaten Matarazzo.

Joe Keery sees his little bro getting his back shaken like a salt skaer and then speared S** Sgar through the door of the cell breaking the door off of it’s hinges as now Hell was unleashed from the Cell.

The vWo and DX were leaving blood on my lawn fighting inside my house now.

Meanwhile the cast of Ru Paul’s Drag Race and Smokin Betty’s Heffer Herd were in an all out brawl wrecking my kitchen while Jim and Jerry were turning over and throwing living room furniture as my House was becoming a Horror show.

Smokin Betty was still blowing her cigarette smoke in my face and I threw a bag of flour in her face and she threw a pie in my face and sprayed whip cream ni her face and the fight was on again.

Then Bob pulls down his pants and My Ex Boss takes a wad of toilet paper to begin wiping Bob’s pasty spoiled milk looking a**.

Then Noah Schnapp’s Wendy’s underwear hit’s My Ex Boss in the face and then Fred shows up this time wearing a jack o lantern costume and barefoot as he shoves his bare foot up Bob’s a** and then smells his feet to everyone’s horror and then takes Noah Schnap’s underwear and then wears it modeling in front of everyone.

Noah Schnapp who was bleeding and covered in thumbtacks then grabbed Will Wonderful by his hair and shoved his face up Bob’s a** giving him a stinkface meanwhile Fred slips on a Banana Peel that Brandon wearing a Banana Suit was using to m********* and dance with bananas and caused Fred to fall in the Chocolate Milk pool where George, Jim and, Jerry were now Wrestling in their f****** as all 4 men were having a battle royal in underwear except for Fred who was wearing Noah Schnapp’s Wendy’s underwear.

Brandon was wearing a banana suit, m*********** and dancing with Bananas and then Jack Dylan Grazer grabbed one of Brandon’s bananas that he was m*********** with and shoved it down Cody Dewey’s mouth and then Cody grabbed a spare light bulb and smashed Jack Grazer in the face with a light bulb busting him open.

Then here comes Chad wearing his Pumpkin Briefs and Orange Socks and then turned on his Boom Box playing Tag Team’s Whoop There it is and then Chad began to spin around on the floor doing a head spin dance in his underwear.

Then Dustin Dewey smashed Asher Angel in the head with a Boombox and busted him open.

Chad then kicked Brandon and smashed his Banana on his crotch and Brandon threw his Bananas at Chad and then Brandon and Chad began to exchange fists and fell into the chocolate milk making it a battle royal with Fred, Heorge, Jim, and Jerry in the Chocolate Milk pool.

My House was looking like a Warzone there were fights left and right from relatives and co workers to backyard wrestlers and Hollywood Celebrities fighting and blood staining my floors.

Freddy Krueger migt see this house on Elm Street and go home if he saw this Nightmare on Elm Street.

Meanwhile georgie Farmer and Moosa Mosafa were brawling with Unleaded and Razor Malone grabbing pictures off the wall and smashing eachother over their heads and busting eachother open.

Caleb Mcgloughin came sliding down my stair rail only for Pimp Dawg to swing a Jeffers Family Portrait smashing the glass and busting Caleb wide open.

PimpDawg then began to choke Caleb with His Pimp Cane only for Caleb to kick PimpDawg ni the Nuts and Slammed PimpDawg’s Head into my Aquariam smashing the Aquariam as Water began to leak all over my living room.

Then Razor Malone picked up Moosa Mosafa for the Razor’s Edge off the stairs but then out of nowhere Jenna Ortega hits Razor Malone with a Fireball to the face.

Moosa then took a Picture frame of myself and then smashed Razor Malone in the head and caused Razor to go falling down to the stairs.

Unleaded attempted to hit Georgie with a big boot but missed and his leg went over the stair rail and Georgie lifted his leg over the stair rail and punches were exchaneged and then they both went tuimbling over the stair rail and crashing into what was left of the Aquariam as the fish were flopping on the floor.

The Dewey Brothers then set up Jack Grazer for a Dewey Driver on top of the dining room table but Asher Angel smashed both The Dewey Brothers with my Collection Plates and then Gary Mercury chokes Asher with a strand of Halloween Lights while Checkmate hits Asher with a Checkers board and lays him along with Jack and the Dewey Brothers on the Dining Room Table.

Then Gary Mercury set up a 20 foot ladder in the dining room and climbed on top of the ladder and then claped his hands together and jumped off the ladder putting Asher, Jack, Cody, Dustin, and himself through the Dining Room Table breaking the Table.

Meawhile Outside Chandler Riggs, Austin Abrams, Joe Keery, and Gaten Matarazzo were brawling with Tommy King, Fredie Flash, CheckMate, and S** Sugar on my front Lawn.

Chandler and Freddie were brawling in my driveway and fought on top of my Honda Civic as Freddie slammed Chandler’s head against my car window smashing the window and then Gaten Matarazzo does a Huricanrana off of my car onto Freddie Flash like he’s Rey Mysterio.

Then S** Sugar grabs Gaten Matarazzo’s Legs and applies the Figure Four Leg Lock on him.

Joe Keery then grabbed a cinderblock and smashed S** Sugar in the head with it to free Gaten.

Austin Abrams and Tommy King were brawling and knocked over my Bird Bath and tthen fought towards my front porch. Tommy King then smashed Austin Abrams with one of my Flower Pots.

Then Tommy King grabbed Austin Abrams by his hair and slammed his head through my living room window.

Joe and Gaten hit a double Superkick to Tommy King and hooked him up and they gave Tommy King a double Suplex on my Porch Swing breaking my swing and causing roof damage over my front porch.

Then Jim, Jerry, George, Fred, Chad, and Brandon’s battle royal spilled out into the Front lawn and then Fred saw Gaten Matarazzo laying on my front porch and starts to pull off his sneakers and sniff his socks.

Joe punched Fred telling him to stop sniffing his brother’s feet and then Fred shoves his dirty a** foot in Joe Keery’s face and then I smashed Fred in the head with a flower pot.

Rob Banks then snuck up behind Joe KEery and attempted to grab his underwear like he did Noah Schnapp’ uunderwear only for Gaten Matarazzo in his socks smacked Rob Banks with his sneakers while Joe Keery grabbed a trash can and draped it over Rob Banks’s head and then both Joe and Gaten grabbed tow lawn chairs and hit him with a conchairto.

Rob Banks then went rolling down my front lawn as then Ru Paul and her fellow drag queens were brawling with Smokin Betty’s Heffer Herd on my front lawn and then Smokin Betty returned for another round with me as everyone in the neighborhood began to crowd around to watch My Halloween Party turn into an A Riot on Elm Street.

Meanwhile Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, Mason Thames, The Videomaster, Checkmate, were all climbing to the top of Hell in a Cell.

Mason Thames was brawliong with Checkmate.

Checkmate would hit Mason Thames with a Checkersboard and then Logan Kim would hit Checkmate with Lucille.

The Videomaster and Finn Wolfhard were brawling and then The Videomaster would hit Finn in the nuts with a low blow and then hit him in the head with a VHS Tape.

Logan then Hit the Videomaster with Lucille only for Checkmate hot hit Logan with a Checkersboard.

Then the Videomaster hit Logan with a VHS Tape and then he and Checkmate then pushed Logan Kim off the top of Hell in a Cell sending him crashing into a Glass Table leaving him a bloody mess on my back yard.

Finn Wolfhard recovered and saw Logan Kim a bloody mess and then he snapped as he grabbed Lucile and then hit both The Videomaster with Lucile and then Checkmate on pure adreneline, blood dripping off of his face, and the love of his best friend the very kid whom he became a big brother to on the set of Ghostbusters Afterlife as Finn knocked The Videomaster down and then proceeded to deliver violent punches to The Videomaster.

Mason Thames tried to pull Finn off of The Videomaster yelling at him to stop and then Gaten and Joe were yelling from below tellnig Finn to stop this as they both attend to Logan who was covered in blood on broken glass.

Finn gets up and yells at Joe and Gaten “to light that f****** table on fire he’s going to burn this mother fucker for what he did to Logan.”

Joe says “Finn stop it’s not worth it.”

Gaten says “Logan would not want you to do this.”

Finn than takes out a lighter and lights Lucile on fire and sees the fire and looks at the Videomaster as Gaten and Joe look horrifed and down as Logan’s bloody unconscious body as Gaten tried to revive him.

Then Checkmate hits Mason Thames with a low blow and smacks him with a Checkers board.

Then Finn with a Flaming Lucile hits Checkmaate and then Mason Thames recovers, hooks up Checkmate, and delivers a vertical Suplex off the top of Hell in a Cell as they both go falling and crashing through a table.

Then Finn Wolfhard sees the Videomaster get up as he raises Flaming Lucile over his head ready to strike before The Videomaster hits Finn Wolfhard with a VHS Tape blow the belt a low blow with a VHS Tape.

Then The Videomaster takes a bottle of lighter fluid and squeezes it on a table below and then takes a lighter and sets the table on fire.

The VideoMaster than said “Finn Wolfhard i’m sending you straight to Hell.

Then The Videomaster froze in his tracks as Millie Bobby Brown with her signature Eleven Pose raised her hand to stop The Videomaster while McKenna Grace was tending to Mason Thames and Celeste O’ Connor, Gaten Matarazzo, and Joe Keery were tending to a bloodied Logan Kim.

Finn then swung tHe Flaming Lucille and smashed The Videomaster’s face.

Fin nthen dropped Lucille and then ran full speed and then speared The Videomaster off of the Top of Hell in a Cell crashing through The Flaming Table.

McKenna, Celeste, Joe, and Gaten all stood in shock as Finn’s arm was barely over The VideoMaster’s chest as the Referee counted…1….2….3…Ring the Bell.

Ding Ding Ding.

The Winners of Hell in a Cell Degeneration-Z

However though sirens were heard in the distance as multiple Police Cars and Ambulances came towards My House to see a group of Reality Show Drag Queens, Trailer Trash Fat B******, Grown Men in their Underwear Wrestling, Injured Backyard Wrestelrs and Celebrities, over a million dollars worth of damages to my house and home.

The Police began to handcuff Jim, Jerry, Chad, Brandon, and George all for indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Finn Wolfhard, Logan Kim, Mason Thames, Caleb McGloughin, Asher Angel, Jack Dylan Grazer, Georgie Farmer, Moosa Mosafa were all being taken on stretchers and loaded into ambulances.

The EMTs were removing Thumbtacks from Noah Schnapp’s back and Noah found Fred Pole Dancing wearing his underwear.

Then Fred snatched my 3 Muskateers Bar I was trying to enjoy put the bar between his toes and sucked his f****** toes on my 3 Muskateers Bar.

Noah Shnapp got up and he chased after Fred who started climbing on top of Hell in a Cell.

I also climbed the Cell and chased Fred to the edge as I Picked up a VHS Tape about to hit him and then Smokin betty blew smoke in mt face and then Ru Paul hit Smokin Betty with a vHS Tape and pushed her off Hell in a Cell landing on top of Jerry’s beat up Ford F-150 causing all of the tires to flatten upon her fatass landing.

Then Fred begged and then Noah Schnapp pulled his underwear saying “that’s his underwear you’re wearing you foot smelling perverted freak.”

I took a VHS Tape and me and Noah Schnapp both pushed Fred off of the top of Hell in a Cell and crashed through the Picnic Table that Arthur was m*********** too along with a bottle of Mustard which squirted on Louise who had an episode of Mustard 20 years after appearing on The Maury Povich Show with a Phobia of Mustard.

I Climbed down the Cell with Noah Schnapp as he took his underwear back from Fred and then took his shoes off and made Fred smell his stinky and sweaty socks while Louise was flipping out.

Thus ending The Jeffers Family Halloween Party From Hell.