I keep having this wild experience where I keep hallucinating these homicidal gnomes.Well at least I hope I'm hallucinating them? Because that would just

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I keep having this wild experience where I keep hallucinating these homicidal gnomes.Well at least I hope I’m hallucinating them? Because that would just be simply easy if I was just schizophrenic. But I don’t know anymore they keep coming after me and they keep threatening to gut me and stab me and decapitate me. I keep having these neurotic meltdowns in the font yard where I keep having an all out assault war with the gnomes in the front yard and I take a hammer and I bash them upside the head and I pour gasoline all over them and light them on fire. And I think I need to see a doctor roll out whether or not I’m schizophrenic? I hope that I’m schizophrenic so that I can take antipsychotics to make them go away. They keep tormenting me and now I’m paranoid. I haven’t been able to get any decent sleep because of this. What should I do about it?

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