When I was 10 years old I was at my oldest cousins birthday party and I was hanging out with my other cousin, and we both really had to pee but the toilet

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When I was 10 years old I was at my oldest cousins birthday party and I was hanging out with my other cousin, and we both really had to pee but the toilet was occupied by our grandma, so he came up with the idea that we should pee in the drink dispenser that no one had drunk from yet. I peed first and he second. When he was in the middle of doing his business our oldest cousin came in on us and let him finish. She grabbed the drink dispenser and said “let’s not mention this” and she then served it to the rest of the family. No one suspected a thing and we haven’t said anything about it for all these years…

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Pumpkill King of the pumpkins.
This is not a Halloween Jacko lantern, instead something straight from a nightmare in the deepest pits of hell. It feeds on souls of humans that carve pumpkins, and chews on entire families like candy.
It is said that every time it eats another soul, another pumpkin seed is planted, if Pumpkil is crushed it’s mind is moved over to the next pumpkin making it unkillable.
Pumpkil is powered by dark magic, and a black flame inside of its core burning since the night it was lit in the early 1200s.

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