more of a random one, but a truth too.
long long time ago, i was apprentice with landscape company, that went into receivership lost that job then worked with a building company that did landscaping but mostly as it turned out back then, patio and decking which for what ever the reason was very popular. So didn’t quite learn the plant thing as i had started to do. Basically builders. on a job for the week, stopped for weekend and was back on it on monday, remember it was right after the weekend.
semi detached, long garde, extending patio and redoing back step. while out side one of the ads said to me, take boots off son, go upstairs we cant use the mains in kitchen, fill bucket. didnt think anything of that. took boots off go through kitchen, hall up the carpet stairs, top of stairs. looked in the room on the right door open, i would say cos i heard something, can honestly say. im pretty sure i bounded up stairs i heard nothing. laying tummy down, my eyes saw two things, big mop of hair, top, and no trousers or knickers, was the Mrs of the house, on top doing his business was the gaffa, supporting his own weight and going for it, bucking her bare bottom like a rabbit.

gobsmacked and just went downstairs, bout to sat then realised it was a bit of a set up, didnt even need water bucket. The wife of house was early 40s, how did the gaffa get her knickers off, no idea