Thing is, I’ve been sitting here thinking, wondering, what you REALLY need me for. You have all your “friends”. You don’t accuse them of s*** or make different rules for them. You save that for me. You’re always so “helpful” to them. In fact, you’re everybody else’s best friend, a great guy, always willing to go out on a limb… for them. You say you are a “naturally suspicious” person. So, what is it? While you’re busy being a nice guy to everyone else, the anxiety you have building up has to have an outlet and get dumped somewhere and it’s me? You can be nice, happy, fun and trusting with friends and coworkers but wrath, disdain, disregard and accusation, that’s saved for the person you share a bed with for five years? You won’t even know these people ten years from now. Hell, probably not even a year from now. So, is that what you need me for? To just be the wastebasket for your secret pent up anxiety and rage? Well, here’s the deal. I don’t need it. Keep your “friends” and your pretenses, keep being nice to them and find someone else to use as your emotional trashdump. I’m going home. And no, you’re not invited. Stay here. Have fun with your “friends”. Hope ya’ll have a blast.