My roommate went out last night and didnt come home until this morning. He was all chipper. I swear if he met some chick and got laid, I will be so g*damn happy! Anything to take the pressure off me and the stupid mushy texts he keeps sending even though I ignore them (and him) constantly. And whatever b**** took on his fat nasty a**, gawd help her but gawd bless her. Phew!