So i sort of started talking to this girl recently called Mia (if you’re reading this, fuck you).
It was going really well. I met her through a friend and she apparently quite liked me until she pied me off and crawled back to her ex boyf, who had cheated on her loads and loads, because he said he “loved her”
She’s gonna realise what she missed when she chose him:
This bomb ass dick
And a genuinely nice guy
And to the guy – fuck you faggot ass douche nugget