I got very very drunk last night, and got home, and fell asleep. Suddenly I was awoken, and needed to go to the bathroom. So I make my way to the bathroom, but as soon as I step out of my bed, my bladder decides to have a mind of its own, and release itself all over the carpet underneath. I didn’t realise this was happening for a few steps, so I looked down, and suddenly there was a puddle of piss around my feet. I had very loose underwear on, so it shot straight out. I thought it was a dream when I woke up, but there it was; the massive puddle of piss on the floor. The best thing is that after I cleaned up the puddle, my mum walked in and complained about the smell, which I found odd because I’d already cleaned up the stain, but it was clearly a lingering smell. Later on, I start to pick up the clothes from the floor, and realise that they are wet. I did not actually realise I had peed on my clothes which I’d taken off last night too, until the moment they were in my hands.
