I think that when it comes time for me to make more decisions about my future, I’m going to hire an e*****, male or female (I’m not picky), to take my virginity and get the whole damn thing over with. I figure this is a decent enough idea because, a) they’re professionals who are getting literally paid to show me a good time, b ) it gives me some experience before I’m in a serious relationship, and c) I can give up the “responsibility” of my flower at my own discretion. Otherwise, I’d find a random person in a bar to bang which would increase my risk of STD’s and I probably wouldn’t remember it anyway.
