I lied to my parents about my sick friend’s condition to get them to but me a plane ticket home from college so I can sell LSD I got for free by pretending to be somebody else (People might be after me now if they find out).

I’m making $850 this weeknd from this trip but my parents till think i’m their star child, only one to stay outta trouble and go to college. I was even valedictorian.

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